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Saturday, March 27, 2010

one promise though, f'real: this will be the only entry where i actually use the term "blog".

There are few things more self-indulgent and masturbatory than a blog. Among the items on the short list:

  • indulging in one's self.
  • masturbating.
  • being in a progressive-rock band; or alternately:
  • being the guy at Guitar Center going widdly-widdly-widdly on some expensive guitar, just loud enough so that people can hear how awesome you are at scales.
 However, one would be correct to assume that my views are important enough to warrant a blog, and so here we are. There was talk of a mass exodus from The Facebook to return to The Livejournal, but really... that's so Web 1.0. I'm practically Web 3.0 up in this bitch.

So, as sort of a mission statement, I'd just like to say that you can expect the following from this blog: comics, zombies, zombie comics, music, rants and raves (or, as I like to call them, sociopolitical critiques), and lots and lots of pictures of bacon and things bacon-related. I also retain the option to renege on any and all of these promises, and just dedicate this blog to pictures of cats with funny captions.